Rizwan: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the? Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
lardka : Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa : Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
lardka : Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Lardka (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain , aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai

Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye, beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha nahi is tarah tou us ko pata chal jaye ga tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ?

Mother: dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho Son: Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular She replied: That's easy. I call them by their fathername !

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui Aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gai :)

Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

Umair opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, Lady shouts: break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Umer: break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di :)

Customer: Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa? Waiter: Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha