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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. FRANK SINATRA
Always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy. BILL MAHER
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison don't I? I think you only get three. ROSEANNE BARR,
Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull Play. WILLIAM CONGREVE
Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil. LORD BYRON,
Marriage is like life in this - that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON,
Marry'd in haste, we oft repent at leisure. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. OSCAR WILDE
Marriage has some thorns, but celibacy has no roses. VERNON K. MCLELLAN
Marriage is the agreement to let a family happen. BETTY JANE WYLIE