Q: If you hold 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have? A: Really big hands!

Q: How do mad scientists freshen their breath? A: With experi-mints!

Q: What is a computers favorite music? A: Disc-o.

Q: Did you know there are three types of people? A: Those who can count, and those who can't!

Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the? Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha. Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen? Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen. Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha??? Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the. Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.

Umair opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the school