• Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

• Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

• Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says: Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai

• Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

• Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

• Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!

• When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!

• A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter: Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

• Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!